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Esther's Humour Blog:

“Laughter is the shortest distance between two people”. Victor Borge

Welcome to Esther’s page of humour. Esther (otherwise known as Auntie Winniefred Hotbottom Crictchlow) is back.

 “What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul. “ Yiddish Proverb

As many of you should realise, humour is therapeutic.  Just take a look at the above two quotes.

 Do you realise that when you laugh, you let go of so many inhibitions.  Laughter is something that crosses divides and boundaries.  It is something that draws people together.  Laugh and the whole world laughs with you.  Laughter is a tonic, it is therapy and you don't need a shrink neither.

 “A man isn't poor if he can still laugh.” Raymond Hitchcock

I think the above quote is wonderful.  You can be one pound short of starvation, yet if you can laugh in the midst of this, you are indeed a very blessed person.  Laughter gets ones happy hormones, our endorphins running around.  It changes our physiology.  It is a mood enhancer.  Yet too often, many of us have become caught up or trapped in the daily plod of the plantation run.  The 9-5 and walk around with faces like a dupey's backside.

Did you know that JOB stands for Just Over Broke.  Nothing funny about that at all, which means many people are constantly on the treadmill of life.  Yet we need to learn to step off this treadmill once in a while and just be.  Do something outrageous, be silly, giggle, snort cocaine, (well not quite but you catch my drift I hope).  Try to enjoy life each day for what you make it.

 So dip into my pages of laughter and just Chillax and enjoy.  Grab yourself a cup of cocoa or a mug of wine and just Chillax.  If you want even more take a taster inside here:

“When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?”
-- Billy Connoly

 My parents used to take me to Lewis' department store in Glasgow. They were skinflints, they used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was the zoo.
-- Billy Connolly



The Bad Hair Thing Again. She tried to perm the hair, but she ended up looking as if she'd had a run in with a skunk and a machete.

The Kama Sutra Who????? - So ladies, what exactly is the Kuma Sutra all about??

October 2014

Esther can't Sing but She's gonna keep on Trying because in her head she's Jennifer Lopez. Now ain't that something.

Talking about the birds and the bees it's time peeps to talk to the children about the facts of life and it's gonna be hard